Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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