lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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