HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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