just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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