We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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