Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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