adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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