i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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