This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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