you win again, gameday.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Randomize
