thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
