So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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