Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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