would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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