Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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