how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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