He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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