Dual....:-)
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
It's never too late to be topless.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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