Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
high people should be assigned attendants
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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