i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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