I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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