This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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