it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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