I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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