My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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