I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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