are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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