Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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