Porn is love you can see.
I could make wine with my vomit
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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