I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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