That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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