Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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