That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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