My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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