When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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