You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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