Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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