i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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