I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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