some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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