Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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