The panties match.
I'll be right there.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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