I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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