Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I had to cum in my sink.
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