rhymes with "ouble enetration"
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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