he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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