Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
he's single and there are thong briefs.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
