I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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