he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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