Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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