Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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