Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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