windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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