I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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