I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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