It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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