This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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