What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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