I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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