i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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