I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You are the jesus of drinking
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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